Are Rainbow Cakes really made of unicorn tears? – Dough Empire®

Are Rainbow Cakes really made of unicorn tears?

12 September 2014
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Are Rainbow Cakes really made of unicorn tears?

Somebody out there is crazy enough to think our crude li'l bakery is going to become a "Future Classic". LOL WTF SRSLY? Check back in 10 years time and see, k. 

I dunno what they're smoking but they invited us to be part of some 'designery' event at ... the National Design Centre, of course, duh. IKR? Cray cray.

They even asked us to give a talk! Not one, but two! LAWL!! Have they even MET us?? The only thing we've got going for us is that our baker Joseph is quite the eye candy. That's about it, honestly. 

Whatever you do, DO NOT come at 3pm to see us make fools of ourselves.

Just to troll everyone, we're gonna bake some stuff that's not even on our online store yet, put it in a box and call it "When Unicorns Cry - The Dough Empire Medley". The boxes will be in 3 different sizes - basic, deluxe and premium, packed in environmentally-friendly unbleached canvas tote bags.

(this one example picture onli) 

 

Like any other evil capitalist trying to "do the right thing", we'll donate a few cents of our gazillion dollar sales to our favourite cat lady Elaine of Love Kuching Project, and our favourite bleeding-heart-socialist Carrie of Daughters of Tomorrow.

That hipster enuff for the event, you think? We're hoping to see more tai-tais than hipsters to be very honest. Becoz Aunty Killers 'R' Us. 

See youse there ~ stay awesome Gotham 

#futureclassicsg

Organised by Kapok Singapore (they must REALLY be smokin sumthin)

Hosted at National Design Centre, 111 Middle Road

13-14 Sep 2014

11am-6pm

 

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Are rainbow cakes really made of unicorn tears? Tell us what you think in the comment section below, and we might just pick one of you to receive a deluxe box of When Unicorns Cry.

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